The Asshole Quiz v22

This quiz makes no sense at all, and at the same time, makes a lot of sense. Enjoy taking it and remember: don't hate the player, hate the game....maker.

Speaking of the Gamemaker, you might need to contact him. So here you go: Gamemaker. And feel free to use other methods of communication if you are important enough to know him personally.

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Sanderson sat on his saffron seat singing sad songs.

How many letters "s" can you find in this sentence?



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Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first says, “I’ll have a beer.”

The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.”

The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.”

Before anyone else can speak, the barman fills up exactly two glasses of beer and serves them. “Come on, now,” he says to the group, “You guys have got to learn your limits.”

And you just wasted your time reading a joke. You only have 2 minutes to answer 14 questions! Hurry up!! Just write anything as the answer and move on.

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If you add 9 with 6 and then divide by 2, then multiply by 4, and then divide by 6, what would the answer be?

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What is my favourite non-alcoholic beverage?

(You can ask)

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How many people do you need to occupy a 4-seated car?

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How many African countries are located in Europe?

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In a city of 100,000 population, Iron Maiden are performing at a stadium with a capacity of 20,000. Suppose no one is backstage and there are no photographers or stewards.

If 80% of the capacity is full, how many people in that city are NOT seeing the Iron Maiden concert?

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How many circles are in this photo?

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The answer to the silly question about African countries in Europe is actually 92.

However, the answer to this question is the color of the shirt the girl holding 3 fingers in a previous question is wearing.

Oh, and the picture on this question does not matter.

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Just kidding! The picture in the previous question does matter!

What is the name of the actress in the picture in the previous question if the last name of the actress was Greene?

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Sharon den Adel is the vocalist of which musical project?

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In the trivia, there's a question about there city whereabouts of Lacuna Coil. One of the wrong answers is not even a city. Which answer is that?

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So far, there have been 7 numbers in the answers to the previous questions.

What is their sum?

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It goes around in a full circle.

Your score is