Archie the Dinosaur

I am a real-life dinosaur, definitely not an alter ego for the other editor Jad, with a huge love for Metal music, and I am using my free time, which I have a lot of since I'm extinct, to write about new releases in a comical way often using puns and jokes. My mother didn't like my comedy, and she didn't understand my jokes about the asteroid. But then it hit her.

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‘Solitary’ – Album by Hiraes

‘Divid’ – Single by Sharon Portilla

‘Bulletproof’ – Album by Dear Mother

‘Diamanti’ – Album by Temperance

‘Omega Alive’ – Album by Epica

‘The Bitter Truth’ – Album by Evanescence


‘Wallflowers’ – Album by Jinjer

‘Forsaken’ – Single by Within Temptation

‘Chapter II – Legacy’ – Album by Ad Infinitum

‘Plush’ – Album by Plush

‘Black Blooded Woman’ – EP by The Damned Few


‘Tales from Six Feet Under’ – Album by Charlotte Wessels